300th post at LYGSBTD
Today I’m proud to present to you the 300th post at Like You’ve Got Something Better to Do. Can you believe it? 300 posts and still going strong. In addition to 300 occasionally humorous essays, you’ll also find over 3,000 pictures, silly pictures, sexy pictures, stolen pictures. Every week, in addition to the many hours that it takes me to compose these essays, I spend at least 4hours poring over pictures to illustrate each post.
From time to time, in my quest for the perfect picture for a given paragraph, I come across a picture that that doesn’t quite suit the post, but is just too good to pass up. At the end of each year, I burn all of the pictures I have collected for the blog onto a couple of cds, and then never look at them again. So, for today’s 300th post, I thought I’d share some of those pictures I liked well enough to save, but weren’t quite relevant enough to fit into another post. Let’s get to it:
This sign only makes me want to get inside more. I hope it does the same for you.
I don’t know what these women are protesting, but I support them 100%, which leads to…
Women with eyes on their breasts. This would make talking to women so much easier.
Or maybe, if women’s eyes were bigger than their breasts, even if they only had one, it would be easier to look them in the eye. These women are obviously Residents fans. If you’ve never heard of the Residents, you should check them out.
While you’re watching the Residents, you might wish you had some LSD. I know I do.
but be careful with that stuff…
and while you are soaring through outer space, you might appreciate a companion…
clearly alcohol was involved, but what a great Halloween costume. Speaking of costumes…
na na na na na na na na na… Cockman! Who could have imagined that a bat would be more popular..
Ok, I guess bats are pretty damn cute, but you know what is even cuter than baby bats…
The world’s smallest cat. Not a kitten, this cat is a year-and-a-half old in this photo. You know who is not going to make it to one-and-a-half years old…
This baby. To explain this photo, I offer the following graph…
That explains a lot, doesn’t it. but not this…
Manned space flight is always a bad idea, because of all the global warming gasses that it generates, but trying it indoors was an especially bad idea. They should have read the sign…
because in this modern era, everything is falling apart which makes us nostalgic for the old days, when products were made with quality, style and durability in mind. like these…
Genuine mink… and only $1, what a bargain. What a great way to show off your great taste. Of course, you’ll need a suit…
Yes, Dorcus made great suits for men. I can’t imagine why they are not still in business, with innovative products like this.
Wow… What a Dorcus! For more Dorcus fashions, I recommend: http://www.lileks.com/institute/dorcus/index.html
Speaking of fashion…
Imagine this woman’s surprise. you might expect to be bitten by a crab, on the toe, while walking barefoot on the beach, but when they attack from above, in urban environments, we’re all in big trouble. Speaking of trouble…
It’s revenge time, and we’ll never know what hit us because…
It’s a ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES! or you’ll end up like this…
This chandelier is made entirely from human bones. It’s part of the bone cathedral in the Czech Republic. Here’s a video:
I think it’s beautiful, and find it inspiring. Sometimes I think I’d like to make something nice like this out of my community. But The Chech Republic doesn’t have a monopoly on morbid…
We’re Number One! We’re Number One! We’re Number One! And speaking of religion…
Because without Christians, we’d never have…
Yes, we have issues with food in this country. Only in the USA would you see this…
I think this photo sums up American culture perfectly. I don’t know what the hell is going on, and I don’t want to. Speaking of inscrutable…
But who could pass up the free chlamydia test kit. So here’s your opportunity to participate…
I think that’s the most graphic restroom graphic I’ve ever seen. I’m guessing the artist has never watched a woman pee outside before. Finally, as an artist, I leave you with a quote, that explains this post.