Do You Like My Tattoo?
I don’t know what to say to people when they show me their tattoos.
I have not yet seen a single design that I would want on my own skin, or any skin I was intimate with for that matter,
…but as a craftsman, I often look at a tattoo and think, “Wow, I’ll bet that would make a fabulous handbag.”
As a web humorist, stupid tattoos are manna from heaven.
They require nothing of me. I simply frame them.
I only put together The Journal of Homerotic Photography because the stupid tattoos demanded it.
Likewise with my slide-show Misspelled Tattoos at Funny or Die. I’d like to think my clever captions keep it rated at +90% funny, but I know better.
Of course, while researching pictures for this short piece, I found enough new stupid tattoos to create a new slide-show.
For your edification, Ten Tasteless Tattoos at Funny or Die.
i’m gonna get one next week. My first. An ouroboros on my L wrist I honor of the ceremony. I almost got one in CHicago after my first divorce. had a half lb of hash and drank in the blues bars often the only white guy. It would have been the two bluebirds carrying the yellow banner that said ‘born to dream’
Doesn’t sound stupid enough for my purposes, but I hope you like it. Amy says “Be careful of those inks.”
Man, some of those were painful to look at!
Imagine how painful it must be to look at them every day for the rest of your life!