Do You Like My Tattoo?

Do You Like My Tattoo?

I don’t know what to say to people when they show me their tattoos.

 

I have not yet seen a single design that I would want on my own skin, or any skin I was intimate with for that matter,

…but as a craftsman, I often look at a tattoo and think, “Wow, I’ll bet that would make a fabulous handbag.”

As a web humorist, stupid tattoos are manna from heaven.

 

They require nothing of me. I simply frame them.

 

I only put together The Journal of Homerotic Photography because the stupid tattoos demanded it.

 

Likewise with my slide-show Misspelled Tattoos at Funny or Die. I’d like to think my clever captions keep it rated at +90% funny, but I know better.

 

Of course, while researching pictures for this short piece, I found enough new stupid tattoos to create a new slide-show.

 

For your edification, Ten Tasteless Tattoos at Funny or Die.