Like You’ve Got Something Better to Wear
Introducing the lygsbtd Gift Shop
I know you’ve been saying to yourself, “I love this blog, I just wish I could wear it close to my skin and drink from it every day”
Your wish is my command! This link is your gateway to to a whole new line of the same old swag that everyone has, a line of swag that reflects your distinctive taste in reading material, and life style.
Lygsbtd swag tells the world, “I get it!” You’re not impressed by complexity or sophistication. You’re bored with elegance and style. You’re a trendsetter. Like all trendsetters, you want something different, something that looks stupid, and makes people laugh when they see it, something so ridiculous and stupid looking that people will instantly recognize that only an extremely cool, trendsetting person would wear it.
Lygsbtd swag suits your active lifestyle, but its also great for for just sitting around staring blankly at a computer screen. Lygsbtd “stare wear” is not only comfortable enough to wear everyday, its sure to elicit stares when you’re out in public. Whether you’re staring at the computer reading this blog, or people are staring at you laughing at it, you’ll always look great in lygsbtd swag.
I designed this line of swag just for you. Because, if you read this blog you are beautiful, and everything you wear radiates your brilliant life force. So, how about radiating some of that energy towards www.lygsbtd.wordpress.com by wearing some lygsbtd swag.
We’ve got feminist T-shirts. The perfect thing to wear to subvert any dominant paradigm, or smash glass ceilings.
MyPee coffee mugs. High quality ceramic mugs are safe enough to drink from everyday, just like my all natural biotech herbicide.
MyPee underwear. Put MyPee where you pee.
Bury my face in your crotch with the lygsbtd author thong
Or make me kiss your ass with the author panty.
Check back regularly for new products commemorating your favorite lygsbtd posts