You Can’t Judge a Book by its Cover
As an autodidact, I’m not exactly scholastic.
And I’m obstreperously iconoclastic
I’m provincial, eristic and habitually bibulous
In appearance I’m nothing short of ridiculous
My modus vivendi offends the bougeois
Supercilious myrmidons that they are
They often assume that I’m less that linguistic
I like to remind them, that’s just jingoistic
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