Word Power, Anthropophagous

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Building Your Vocabulary One Word At A Time

Anthropophagous

 

anthropophagous (ant threh ‘poff eh gus) adj. Feeding on human flesh

…not to be confused with another word that’s pronounced the same way, but has a slightly different spelling…

anthropophagus (ant threh ‘poff eh gus) n. Man-eater

 

So, an anthropophagus is by definition anthropophagous, and anything that is anthropophagous must be an anthropophagus. If that’s not confusing enough, an anthropophogologist studying this phenomena, and those that practice it, might title his book on the subject, Anthropophagy of the World’s Anthropophagi.

 

While anthropophogology may seem like a very narrow field of study, limited to only a very few indigenous tribes, some extreme survival situations, and the occasional unfortunate encounter with one of the remaining non-human large predators, consider the future.

As time goes on, and the human population continues its explosive growth, displacing most other life forms on planet Earth, I suspect more of us will adopt an anthropophagous diet. Someday we may have a rich tradition of culinary anthropophagy to satisfy the drooling anthropophagi of the future.

 

Yes the future looks bright for anthropophagy, and for aspiring young anthropophagi, and thanks to this column, you will be prepared to discuss it, without using the “c” word, they get so sensitive about.

Word Power, Bibliolater

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Bibliolater

bib li ol lat er (bib lee all eht er) n, one overly devoted to books, one overly devoted to one book such as the bible.

 

Books can be a vice, especially the bible. Book lovers know this, but they keep it to themselves. You will never find a book about it. You will find books about the evils of alcohol, drugs, sex and gambling, but you’ll never find a book about the evils of books.

 

If you want to know what terrible things can happen to you if you abuse books, you have to ask a drunk prostitute in a casino.

That is if you don’t trust Marilyn Monroe.

This wise woman hated books!

So, be careful, books can lead you down a dark slippery slope that you will slide right down, till you hit rock-bottom.

Reading blogs will never hurt you though. Just good clean fun here.

Word Power, Myrmecophagous

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Myrmecophagous

myr me coph a gous (myrrh meh ‘cough eh gus) adj, feeding on ants

 

With ants in my esophagus

They called me myrmecophagous

I really didn’t know what to say

My mouth was full then anyway

I just think its kind of neat

To be described by what I eat

Word Power, Jeroboam

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Jeroboam

jer o bo am (jer eh bow em) n, an oversize wine bottle that holds about a gallon. Named for King Jeroboam I, who ruled the Northern Kingdom of Israel at about 912bc. I don’t know anything else about this king, but I like him already. Obviously the guy knew how to party.

 

Think about it, when you see a comically oversize joint, you call it a “Cheech and Chong” joint. King Jeroboam I must have been the “Chech and Chong” of the ancient world.

 

Word Power, Zeugma

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Zeugma

zeug ma (‘zug ma)n, a literary device, a word used in both the literal and figurative sense in the same sentence. For instance, three weeks ago, I gave you the word “perionychium”, the tissue adjacent to, and at the root of all fingernails. Following the definition, I made the following statement. “Now you also have a word for it at your fingertips.” Literally, you have perionychia on all of your fingertips, hopefully. Now that the word perionychium is part of your vocabulary, you have it, figuratively, at your fingertips. So, in that sentence, “fingertips” is a zeugma.